Forget that cupcake

It's laughing behind your back

Next time, choose the pie

The shit hits the fan

When the secret becomes known

All over the net

Never trust a girl

With a bat and your car keys

Carrie Underwood

Toiletseat Debate

Down, up, down, up, down, up, down.

Want clean underwear?

The Electric Slide

Should be banned from all weddings

'Til after the booze.

A politician

A rabbi, and a baker

Makes for kinky porn

Never ask the man

If he's read the instructions

Just call for help now.

Don't ignore your mom

Cause one day you'll hear her voice

Coming from your lips

Never trust a nun

Who carries measuring tape

And a loaded gun

Gas Station bathrooms

Can be great for learning things

And catching them, too.

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